They are really my families puppies, so i cant get rid of them. they whine and bark. when i scratch them to make them shut up, they either gnaw my hands and wrists, or they lick me. They jump on me. and they lick mt face. I cant train them out of any of this, because the rest of my family lets them. I’ve been trying to make them stay off me for months, but i cant do it. I’m really going to go ballistic, its to the point where i want to scream and shove them away. I shove them gently off me, but its really hard not to shove them with some good force behind it, because they jump back up. Every time i put them outside they want back in, and then they want out. It takes a lot of concious effort not to act violently towards them. Is there ANY way to stop them?
first of all, im NOT hurting the puppies. thats why im so pent up and tense, because im forced to watch them and they dont understand “IM ALREADY PISSED OFF AND DEPRESSED, STAY AWAY FROM ME”

and also, thanks for the reassurance, but the rest of my family ENJOYS having the puppies jump on them and having the puppies trying to get their slobbery, butt-licking tongues down their throats. I just try to only let certain HUMANS anywhere near my face, and i only let one human get their tongue anywhere on me, which is why im so pissed at the puppies right now.